STARS AND CARDS TAROTSCOPE (JUNE 2015)

Gemini (May 22 - June 21) Get out there, Gemini. The change you’re looking for is there in the business off hours. Traditional avenues of promotion are not getting it done. Don’t be afraid to belt out that ‘80s ballad at the karaoke bar- it may be your ticket to the big time.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Pinocchio, it’s time to cut the strings. Stop being a puppet for “The Man”. Reconnect with old friends and co-workers by showing them that you can be trusted- you’re not just the Boss’s little snitch bitch. You have an opportunity to put this reputation behind you, make your choice... stand-up guy or spineless cog in the machine.

Leo (July 23 -August 21) In your life you have some troubles, when you worry it makes it double. Stop writing to Dear Abby, she has nothing that will help you. Stop stressing, have a drink or two, or six... things are going to work out if you let them run their course. As our good friend Bobby McFerrin would say... Don’t worry, be Happy.

Virgo (August 22 - September 23) As Great Grandma would say... Shit or git off the pot. You need to quit putting off the unpleasant, and don’t let the unpleasant build into the unbearable. Too much time is being taken to make some decisions- you’ve done enough research so pull that trigger. You are your own person, the people that have held you back until now have lost the power they have had over you

Libra (September 24 - October 23) How can you tell when a man is lying? His lips are moving, and right now they are moving a mile a minute. Look for more than you are being told, there is an unspoken truth that you need to hear.

Scorpio (October 24 - November 22) Round and round goes the Carousel that is your life and someone is pushing the faster button. Make sure you are picking the right battles to fight, sometimes retreat is the better part of valor. Throw out all the list that you have made, time to write a new list of the things that are truly important to you.

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 22) Family... when you need someone to really piss you off. They put the DIS in dysfunctional. Not your normal role in the Family, but it is up to you to be the better person and start to heal these old wounds. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose- and you can’t pick your relatives.

Capricorn (December 23 - January 20) On a bright note... things will be working out for you down the road. Right now, however, crash and burn would be a good situation for you. Life is giving you the sticky end of the stick, and you have no choice but to grab it. When the world gives you lemons, add vodka, white rum, gin, tequila and a splash of cola.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 19) You have screwed the pooch on this one and there is no one to blame but you. Check your emotions at the door, poor decisions and poor choices in “friends” have put you in this position. Shed a tear and move on, learn from you errors and be better for it... once is a mistake, more than once is a choice.

Pisces (February 20- March 20) Wake up... pull your head out of the clouds and stay on task. Big changes are headed your way, and you are not ready for them. All aspects of your life will be effected by this one change, so be ready because you will be knee deep in this event when you realize this is life changing.

Aries (March 21 - April 20) Spend some time with friends: shortly a journey will start that you must be on and on it alone. The trip will seem familiar because you have been on it before, so this time pay attention and learn something this time

Taurus (April 21 - May 21) The time has come to be your own person, cut the cord and tell mommy ‘thanks but I need to leave the nest.’ Mom, let them go, suppress the nurturer in you and so some tough love.

* TAROTOSCOPE – The combining of Tarot Card Interpretation and Western Astrology Fundamentals to create a unique forecast for each astrological sign each month.