STARS AND CARDS TAROTSCOPE (JULY 2015)

Cancer (June 22 - July 22) July is all about your feelings. You know what you should do, but your heart is calling the shots. As new situations present themselves to you, don’t look at the logical thing to do; you need to look at what feels right. It’s about passion and pride, not practicality and predictability.

Leo (July 23 -August 21) You may follow Cancer in the horoscope, but do not follow them any further than that. You need to be all about practicality. Your devils and demons are knocking at the door. Do not answer it, even if they say they have a candy-gram for you. Be ready to use your rainy-day funds, and if you don’t have any, then start saving now. You will feel better about it; Trust me.

Virgo (August 22 - September 23) You cold hearted SOB, time to let the world see that you just might be human after all. As things in life start to slow down for you, take the opportunity to open up to the ones who know you, but have only seen the tough exterior. Don’t compromise your principles, but be more approachable and receptive to the possibilities of new options.

Libra (September 24 - October 23) David Copperfield you ain’t; you're more of a David cop-a-feel. You can pat yourself on the back for getting into the relationship, but the real trick is to expand on what you started. Scoring a homerun is nice, but do you have what it takes to last the season and win the World Series. Don’t be a one hit wonder; be the champion that they need you to be.

Scorpio (October 24 - November 22) You’re lost and can’t find what you’re looking for. Your instincts are failing you. Time to ask for help. It’s not your style, it’s not your way, but sacrifices need to be made to get where you want to be. Even Herman’s Hermits had each other. (For those of you who just asked, “Who the f- is Herman, and why does he have hermits?”- listen to a classic oldies station occasionally.)

Sagittarius (November 23 - December 22) The wheel in the sky keeps turning, and fate is going to be putting you on the spot. That big question about the next level is coming up, and you already have the answer, but were hoping to avoid it a while longer. No more free milk for you, time to buy the cow, because the only free samples you’ll be getting is at Sams club on the weekends.

Capricorn (December 23 - January 20) You know what they say about opinions: keep that in mind this month. What I can tell you Capricorn, is that it may be summer recess for most, but for you it is time to hit the books. There are secrets to learn, and skills to be gained, if you expect to succeed in the future. Remember that not all education happens in the classroom: lessons are all around if you are willing to learn.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 19) New hotties are in the cards for you in July. Don’t wait for Cupid to make that match, get up, get out, and get involved. Mr. or Mrs. Right is right-now, so be bold, be adventurous, and be confident that someone is ready to meat you (yeah ... I spelled it right).

Pisces (February 20- March 20) Buckle-up, because life is about to go into hyper-drive. You’ve been kicking back and making full use of others’ generosity- well now the piper wants to be paid, and he is wanting the iron-price for his services. Don’t look at it as having to get back to work. It’s more like getting back to living, and contributing to society like the rest of us.

Aries (March 21 - April 20) Guard your emotions this month. Your world is moving into a dark place, and you will need to be strong. Disagreements with those closest to you will ensue, and in order for you to maintain you principles, you will risk having to walk away from those relationships. You are an Aries, and do what Aries do best: fight for what they believe in, and damn the consequences.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21) Keep putting one foot in front of the other, because your journey is far from over. The flow of life is what carries you this month. Go with the ebbs and tides that move you along. Friends and family, that have been long-missed, will cycle back into your world. Take advantage of these opportunities to spend time with the ones you love, but see far too infrequently.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21) Decisions, decisions, decisions- lots of advice, but you, and you alone, must make the choice. Seek out a woman of strong intuition and insight (possibly a psychic/medium), to help guide you along with things this month. Focus your efforts and energies, and be the master-of-your-world. Be Ben Hur, in the chariot that is your life. (For those of you that just asked, “Who the f- is Ben Hur?”- watch a classic movie.)