FEBRUARY 2016 HOROSCOPES

February starts with a jolt when Mercury squares Uranus on the first. Expect the unexpected when you receive some news or gossip that throws a wrench. This is a lesson in flexibility, so surrender and go with the flow. Save your crazy for the first weekend in February when shit really hits the fan, when Venus conjuncts Pluto and squares Uranus. In your love relationships, the invisible is going to become visible. So if you have nothing to hide, expect a weekend of intense desires and passionate compulsions. If it is in poor standing, expect to spend the weekend cyber stalking or drowning in heavy emotions. Don’t become emotionally obsessed. If you meet someone new, watch out. On the 7th, Mars is squaring the sun, so people may want to fight. Avoid communication and go to the gym instead. This is a good weekend to put the phone down.

Venus enters Aquarius on the 16th, so spend Valentine’s Day doing something you both have never done before. Or if you are single, go out by yourself and do something new. Go to a place where you would want to meet someone (not a bar), like yoga, cross-fit, art class or Kopernik, because Aquarians are a little like aliens. The point is with all this Aquarius energy, you want to make yourself as unique and interesting as can be. Aquarius is all about being the most intellectual, quirky, and non-emotional one can be. Detach. So if you are in a relationship, pretend you just met this Valentine’s Day. On the 23rd, Jupiter opposing Chiron will bring PMS-like emotions to men and women alike. Be prepared and plan a time to let loose and be a little excessive. This is a great time for healing, drinking, shopping sprees, benders and gluttony. Buy a lottery card if you’re being emotional.

Aries (Mar 21- Apr 19) Aries need to turn the stove to low this month in all aspects of their lives. Don’t force anything, and surprise everyone with your new turned-down tone.

Taurus (Apr 20- May 20) You may find yourself out of your comfort zone emotionally this month. All bulls should get a month gym membership. Or have a lot of sex.

Gemini (May 21-June 21) This is a good month not only to catch up, but to get ahead. Do whatever it takes to utilize this energy to the fullest. It’s a good month to land, butterfly.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) It would be good to create a reset button for yourself this month and practice it throughout the month. And probably for the rest of your life.

Leo (July 23-Aug 22) Spend the month ditching your old friends and only making and hanging out with new people with new hobbies. You can go back to your old friends in March.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 22) Something from the past may come up and stir the pot and maybe even tip it over. And remember Virgo, “I can only control the things I can control.”

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22) Go to the salon, be vain, be indecisive and enjoy a month positive astrological aspects.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) You are ripping and roaring this month, scorpions, and nothing is going to stop you. You are full steam ahead. Everyone else beware.

Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21) Go out of your way to be creative this month. Take this mandatory time and feed your soul. Make a “No Talking” rule if need be.

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) With Venus in your sign the first half of the month, take the extra time and care to flirt, smile, and poke. You can go back to ice cold for the last half. It will really throw them off.

Aquarius (Jan 29-Feb 18) This is a month of going from dial-up to cable for you Aquarian. Not only are you vibrating at a different frequency, but everyone else is stealing your wi-fi. Enjoy it.

Pisces (Feb 19-Mar 20) You will feel a surge of extra oomph this month. Take the time to think things through before you jump to conclusions or decisions.